Strange title, eh? Well, soon I will have a black eye. How did I get it? That is the purpose of this blog...to see how many excuses for a black eye that I can come up with.
1. The obvious: I was beat up (but you should-a seen the other guy!)
2. I fell off the Great Wall of China (I heard this from someone and thought it was great!)
3. Jarem kicked me.
4. Lexi head-butted me.
5. Jason...nah, he'd never hurt me!
6. Car accident
7. I ran into the wall (it has happened...many times)
8. I ran into a tree limb.
9. I bumped my eye on the car door (happened as well)
10. I poked my eye in my sleep.
11. I poked my eye with my glasses.
12. I had surgery
13. Playing basketball (it happened to Jason last winter!)
I'm getting desperate...I need more ideas. This is where you come in! Send me your comments with some ideas to post on my blog, and we'll add it to a future blog. Unfortunately I'll be needing them all in the next few weeks. Ugh. Maybe my next blog should be about the pains of surgery...nah, that's too boring!
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2 comments:
Hilarious! Okay...ideas...how about...the door knob just happened to be there. I joined a women's wrestling league. The ladies in my neighborhood want me to join an indoor soccer team and this is how I can look tough. A bee stung me. I could probably go on, but will let others give you ideas. Anyway...I enjoyed your blog. Thanks for the laugh.
Let's see...you could say you stepped on a rake (like sideshow Bob). A kid at the store had a pea shooter and the peas were raw. "It's war paint. All the Mom's are doing it." A venus fly trap thought you were food (what? you're small). The Penguin (from Batman) tried to bite your nose off...eew! Or my favorite, "I was picking my nose and missed."
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